Schizophrenic dream

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In the following episode of our common tragic dream most of us are wondering how this could be real. Like in The Wizard of Oz the tornado picks up Dorothy’s house, where she regardless of her fear falls asleep leaving herself to be taken to the oblivion from the wind.

But this is not a story because neither we have a magical world, or neither a wizard who’s going to save us. We are left with the witch of the West and the witch of the East.

What kind of democracy is this? That after it was forced with wars is the one to set off conflicts that vanished everything we believed in. What kind of Europe is this after years and years following the American dream realized that it was just empty like a balloon. What kind of a Western World is this that does not stop selling weapons to feed small and big deadly conflicts to countries which borders were drawn by the same European powers less than 100 years ago? Belgium continues to sell weapons to Saudi Arabia, Germany sells more and more weapons to Saudi Arabia each year, France will sell dead for over $10 billion, and Brussels even after the terrorist attacks on the airport continues with new military contracts, Bulgaria’s weapons are long time now in Syria and USA and Russia sells to everyone.

The social media that inflamed the Arabic spring now sends millions of refugees to Europe. It is used for creating terrorist and sinister propaganda that washes the sense from people’s brains. The educational systems in the East are destroyed. People that don’t know how to write or spell their names hold the guns which the “peace makers” from the West have sold them. They kill, they destroy, they disrupt. The witch of the East tells them that the witch of the West is responsible that their countries burn. They are pivoting us against each other. And the ignorant are ready to kill in to the name of something they don’t even understand. The scarecrow does not have a heart yet but has a universal face. You cannot tell which is good and which is evil.

We are living with the strange sense that democracy is getting closer and closer to dictatorship. The history closes yet one more cycle. Just how empires have fallen and monarchies have vanished. Are the regimes in the future going to be totalitarian again? Listen to your children. Who they admire? What are they saying? What exceeds their threshold of tolerance and justice. Because you cannot hold with one hand the flag of peace and with the other a gun. You cannot on one hand talk about tolerance and on the other hand to negotiate with tyrants. Then even the generation to come will hit and be hitting in destructive extremes. This is more of a schizophrenic dream. In front of our eyes in the East countries burn, in the West values fall. On both places people die. With them more and more of our civilization dies. After Turkey I am sure that the witch of the East is just in a devastating dance with the witch of the West. The tornado keeps spinning us and the waking up is still so far away.

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The Greatest Speech Ever Made

So today’s post is going to be a little bit more serious then my usual posts and if you don’t fell Ok with it, feel free not reading it. I recently start my third semester and as you can see from my Personal information I’m studying International relations. So for the past one year of my life everything that I’m reading is about democracy, totalitarism, dictatorship and wars and human rights and many other things. So before few weeks I found a speech by a comedian by the character name of Charlie Chaplin. For me personaly I think this is one of the greatest speeches ever. And the thing that is a little bit sad is the fact that this speech was written 73 years ago and it’s about humanity, love and acceptance for different religions, beliefs and cultures and the fact that all of these behaviors are problems even today 73 year later and we all still not doing anything about solving them.

So for those of you who are interested about this speech you can read it down below. And I will write the speech just the way it is without changing anything:

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conyuer anyone. I should like to help everyone possible. Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another. Humman beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate one another. In this world there is room for everyone, the good earth is rich and can provide everyone. The way of life can be free and beutiful. But we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanite. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities life will be violent and all will be lost… The airplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodnes in man, cries out for universal brotherhood, for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions, millions of despairing man, women and children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say: “Do not despair.” The misery that is now upon us id but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. So long as men die, liberty will never perish. Soldiers, don’t give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you, enslave you, regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think, what to feel, who drill you, treat yo like cattle and use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural man, machine man with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines, you are not cattle, you are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts. Don’t hate. Only the unloved and the unnaturale hate. Soldiers, don’t fight for slavery, fight for liberty! St. Luke says: “The Kingdom of God is within man.” Not in one man nor a group of man, but in all man. In you! You the people have the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make this life free and beutiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Than in the name of democracy let us use that power. Let us all unite, let us fight for a new world, a decent world, that will give men a chance to work, that will give youth a future and old security. By the promising of these things, brutes have risen. But the lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will! Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barrier, to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight with a world for reason, a world where science and progress will lead to the happiness of all. Soldiers, in the name of democracy let us all unite!” 

Just Keep Driving

You know what? One of my favourite things is driving. Some people don’t like driving, but I love it. Do you like to drive. I’m lucky, cause all of my friends doesn’t like to drive so I get to drive all the time. But from what I’ve been seeing there are so many other things happening in the car. People are on the phone, or making a sandwich, or reading a book. Have you ever looked off and there is someone reading a book and you’re like: “Are you trying to show off-look I’m a multitasker. I can read, I can drive and I can crash.” But know there is a law against tallking on the phone without handsfree, but there are so many distracting things that there should be a law against it. Like there is no law against shaving. I see men shaving all the time. And you see a lot of people put make up on in front of the mirror, mostly women. It’s one thing to put lipstick on, cause it’s kinda of a quick thing, but mascara on other hand is tricky. You see women in the mirrir and they make that face the same face you make when you are backing up. But obviously people put make up in the car, because they are late for work and I started thinking: “Well everyone is done that when they are on their way, but what if they are not going with a car, what if they’re trying to put their mascara when they are riding a hourse on their way to work…” And I want to ask you: What strange thing you have done in your car before?jytjyj AA010768

Stuck On The Phone

So today I was thinking about a chalenge and here it is- “Try to get off the phone with someone who is oblivious to the fact that you are trying to get off the phone with him”.

You know about those people. The phone rings and you look at the caller ID and the only reason you answer is couse you think they can see you looking at the phone, thru the phone somehow and you panic and you just take a chance:

Hallo!

And then you get tolked at for about an hour and the only think that you are saying for an hour is:

“-Oh really?; -Yes.; -That’s right.

And based on your tone you think that they can tell you don’t wanna talk, but turns out they can’t. These are usually the same people that they can’t tell that they are usually not that into you.

So they are a lot of ways that you try to get off the phone. I think we all try the samo think. You know you start with the friendly:

“-Well alright. I will let you go!

But they don’t want to be let go:

“-No, no it’s fine. I just opened a bottle of wine. Anyway!

So then you start making noises. You try the old:

“-Shit, I just spilled a juice all over my couch. I gotta go.”
“-Guess what? the same thing happened to me.

And now they are gonna tell you what happened to them and then finally you just tell them:

“-You know what? I have to go, cause 911 is on the other line.

So when you are just about to hang up, you’re so close, you can taste it. And you think you “I’m just about to go” and then suddenly they’re sam walks into the room and there is always:

“-No, wait, Johnny wants to say “Hi!”

 And now you ate on the phone with two years olsd who just likes to press the buttons. And you just start like crazy person on the phone:

Put mummy on the phone. Johnny can you put mummy on the phone? Can I talk with your mummy? Johnny! Mummy! Johnny! Mummy! Mummy!

And then Johnny finally hangs up and you are like: “Oh thank goodness!” And the phone rings two seconds later:

I’m so sorry he did that. I’ve tryed to grab the phone from him, but Johnny just.. Anyway, let tell about my haircut.

And on that point all you do really is just you put the phone down and you start yelling really loud:

“Really!; Yes.; That’s great! That’s wonderful! Yes, I’m listening to you!” 

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Types of Laughter

You know what? You guys. I woke up this morning. And you know, sometimes you woke up in that very contemplative. I’m gonna reflect on line just for a second. And that’s how I woke up today. And I want to share that with you. Life is a journey. And you really learn something every day. If you are lucky, every day you reflect on different things in your life and here are things I learned.

Number one-Life is a highway and I’m gonna ride it all night long. These are random. They don’t really connect.

But number two-for girls-if you are gonna pair pantyhose, shave first.

Number three-I have the best friends in the world. We are spending soo much time having fun and just laughing for random thing. And I’m really happy, cause I know we can go out and I get to laugh every single time and I make people laugh, which is the greatest thing I can give anyone, is the gift of laughter. And I realize there are many types of laughter that I’m gonna break them down into different categories and you can see which one you relate to.

It’s like a quize in a “Cosmo” magazine, although I am interactive and not trying to tell when your man’s a man’s man.

And here is one laugh. That laugh when you hear something that you relate torque the old nod and laugh thing like: “Yeah, I do that, too. I know what you are saying.”

I like the unexpected lagh that just catches you was guard. It’s coming out of you like a runaway train.

And then at some point… Whenever you start laughing that hard, have you ever had this happen, you feel crazy, you start crying. You are laughing really hard and then before you know it you are just… sobs. “What is that?” You’re inside going: “I have to get back to laughter somehow. This is not sad.” And then you stop.

The laugh haescapes out of your mouth like a burp laughter. It just kind of surprises yourself. It’s like a balloon filled with a laugh that someone just popped and comes out of you.

And then the quiet laughter. There are people that like to laugh but are in habited, maybe self-concious and they think, things are funny but they keep it inside.

There is such a thing as laughing too much. You know the people that laugh at everything? Just anything at all. It doesn’t matter what. They laugh about anything. Just constantly:

“It’s time to work, work, work.”
or
“I’m being sued for tax evasion”
or
“Have you ever?”
or
“Is that coffee” 
or
“I just had a toast!”

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White Lies

Today I want to talk about white lies. And the fact that everyone tells them. And if you think that you don’t tell white lies… Well, you’re just lying to yourself.

In my opinion, there is two kinds of white lies. Kinds of a white lies that you tell not to hurt someones feelings and white lies to get out of little bit of trouble.

For example, I think it’s safe to say that everyone tells white lies at the doctors office:

-Have you ever consumed alcohol?
-Yes.
-How mane drinks you can consume in a week?
-Three.
-How many times you drink in one week?
-Two.

In dentists office:

-Do you smoke cigarettes?
-No, not at all.
-Do you use mouth wash and brush your teeth after every meal?
-Yeap!
-Do you drink energy drinks?
-Noo!

I used to tell white lies in school all the time:

-Hey man, do you got an extra pen?
-Ooh, no I don’t. I’m sorry.

You know if you say “Yes” you’re just never gonna get it back. And you have to tell that white lie or else you are gonna be that asshole asking for pens eventually. Cause everyone would have stolen yours.

When your mum ask you if you did your homework today you say:

-I didn’t have any.
or
-I did it on the bus.
-Now will you live me alone mum, couse I’m watching “Spongebob” for christ’s sake!

When your parents asks you where are you:

-I’m at Michaels’s house.
-Are you drunk?
-No, I’m not.
-Why didn’t you call me.
-Well, I forgot your phone number.

Then there are white lieses that are excuses to tell to get out of trouble and not hurt someones feelings. Like when you didn’t call back to someone taht calls you or texted you:

-My phone died.
or
-I was in the shower.
or
-I was sleeping.
or
-I had diarrhea.

We also use white lie when we are late:

-I got stuck in traffic.
or
-I got lost.
or
-I had explosive diarrhea.

There are white lies that you tell your friends, so that they won’t hate you forever:

-Ooh, you can do so much better then him. He sucked.
or
-Of course I remember your birthday.
or
-I love your new french horn tattoo.

I hope this post will help you feel a little bit better about telling white lies. Because everyone does it. Sometimes you just have a fake diarrhea. So deal with it.

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What Movies Taught Me About Love

I love movies. And I we all love movies. I also appriciate the great love story in a movie. Unfortunately though you kind of live your life and then you are like: “Yeah, this isn’t how it works at all“.

So I want to share with you same things about love, that I’ve learned from movies, that don’t make any fucking sense to me.

The first movie I want to talk about is “Pretty women”. That movie told me that basically if a women is a hooker everything is gonna turn out fine for her. Some rich dude is just gonna decide that this ginger bitch is gonna be the mother of his childrens, because she is a class act. Julia Roberts isn’t even a higt class escort. She is on the street and she’s turning tricks on the corner. And now think about what you have learned from that. The answer is that it’s Ok to be a hooker and everything is gonna work out fine for you..

Star wars” told me that sometimes you accidently make out with your siblings and that is perfectly fine. No it is not.

Spider man” told me that it’s completely romantic to kiss someone upside down. You know I’m talking about the scene when he is hanging and she is making out with his face. Let me ask you a question. Have you ever kissed someone upside down face. You do it one time and then you will be like: “Ooh, lets never do that ever again!“. It’s just doesn’t feel right. It feels weird. It doesn’t romantic.

Titanic” told me that if you love someone you should let them fucking freeze to death and send them to the bottom of the ocean. I know everyone is talking that they both couldn’t fill on the door-thing, because they are too heavy. No, if Rose gone in to the boat when everyone told her to, then Jack would be able to get on the door-thing and he wouldn’t drowned. There. Problem solved. Everyone lives. I’m sorry. I don’t know about you, but for me this is the most ridiculous thing ever. I don’t know if I was Rose I would be like: “Look bro, I met you a couple of days ago, but this boat is goind down. So I’m gonna go and get on the other one. Ok. Best of luck to you.” The other thing that “Titanic” told me is that the proper way if you don’t know how to deal with someone that you don’t like is to spit on his face.

The Notebook” told me taht the thing that is really adorable and totally romantic is dementia. Isn’t that so sweet. She is like dying of a mental illness. The other thing I found out from this movie is that it’s just great to make out in the rain. I thought if you do that you may drowned, but Ok.

Romeo and Juliet” told me that if I found the girl that I love I don’t have to call 911 I have to find her body and then I have to shot myself over her death body.

There is such a nice, wonderful stories. Sort of. Except the poeples just keeps dying. This is way people got wrong and weird expectations about love. In the real life it’s just like, you meet somebody and you’re like: “Hey, I like you! -I like you too! and you are like -Cool!” So i want to ask. Where the fuck is that movie.

LOL LOVE STORIES

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